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83 Best Gifts for Men Who (Seemingly) Have Everything
Gifts he doesn’t know he wants yet, and you know will make it in time.
The worst kind of man to shop for is the man who has everything. More often than not, it’s a dad. Your old man has everything he could ever need. He’s got a loving spouse, some amazing kids, and all the things a man could want.
No matter how good a gift giver you suppose yourself to be, buying for the man who has it all is an Olympic-level sport. The man who has everything needs nothing—there will be no gifting of socks or AirPods here. The man who has everything wants nothing—he won’t direct you to his favorite bottle of wine or bourbon. But the man who has everything already has, undoubtedly, left some gaps in his pursuit of acquisitions—and we know just how to fill them.
At Esquire, we know a thing or two about this man in your life who seemingly has it all—a seen-it-all dad, a cooler-than-you brother-in-law, or a caring husband who needs a romantic Valentine’s Day gift. And lucky for you, we know exactly what to gift him. You could go for luxe, pie-in-the-sky options, or practical treasures he’ll actually use but are nonetheless extraordinary. This list of 83 unique, out-there, unheard-of gifts for men who have everything—everything except these gifts, that is—will show you where to start.
Therabody SmartGoggles
Heated massage goggles that can relieve headaches and help him wind down at the end of the day—bet he doesn't have that.
Persol Aviator Sunglasses
Persol Aviator Sunglasses
Persol has the perfect Italian-made aviators. They're more 70s movie star, less dressed down Joe Biden. It's a good place to be, fashionably speaking.
Bird Buddy Smart Bird Feeder
Bird Buddy Smart Bird Feeder
Sounds crazy, but everyone we know loves this little smart bird feeder. Give him a new way to experience his backyard fauna.
Oura Ring Horizon
Oura Ring Horizon
An Esquire favorite, this high-tech ring tracks your health for you and sends it right to your phone. The Horizon is the newest, sleekest model to buy him.
TUMI Response Travel Kit
TUMI Response Travel Kit
For guys that travel a lot, it's all about functionality. TUMI does functionality better than anyone else, but this dopp kit doesn't look half bad, either.
Snake River Farms American Wagyu Beef
Snake River Farms American Wagyu Beef
Prices vary
American specialty steaks of the highest quality, delivered right to your door. Who could turn this down?
Bio Bidet by Bemis Slim Zero Attachable Bidet
Bio Bidet by Bemis Slim Zero Attachable Bidet
Cleanliness is next to godliness. (And honestly, what man hasn't dreamed of giving one of these a whirl?)
WTHN Acupressure Mat Set
WTHN Acupressure Mat Set
All the benefits of having a hundred little needles stuck into his nerve endings, without him having to leave the house. Or get stuck with a hundred little needles.
Pedro Pascal loves these, and he will too.
MasterClass All Access Pass
MasterClass All Access Pass
Stuff is stuff. But learning a new skill from a master—whether it's Gordon Ramsay teaching cooking or Serena Williams teaching tennis or Tony Hawk teaching skateboarding—is better. A year's worth of unlimited online courses is a year's worth of gift.
Balmuda The Speaker
Balmuda The Speaker
A portable bluetooth speaker that comes with a built in light show—it's one of our favorite tech gifts.
An instant point and shoot that can also print photos direct from his smartphone. Perfect for a vacation, perfect for a family gathering.
Georg Jensen Sky Card Deck & Holder
Georg Jensen Sky Card Deck & Holder
Keeping cards in their cardboard cases? Pfft, boring. To truly be the man who has everything, he needs elevated versions of trivial items, too.
Pininfarina Senso Hybrid Smartwatch
Pininfarina Senso Hybrid Smartwatch
We've never been impressed by smartwatches, mostly because they all look overly tech-y. But, we've recently been introduced to Pinnifarina, an Italian brand that makes smartwatches that look and feel just as good as your favorite timepiece.
Courant Catch:3 in Italian Leather
Courant Catch:3 in Italian Leather
It's not just a handsome catchall for his bedside. It's also a wireless charger.
Lululemon ABC Classic-Fit Pant
Lululemon ABC Classic-Fit Pant
If he needs a do-everything pant, it's got to be the Lululemon ABC Pant.
Casper Snow Foam Pillow
A cooling pillow everyone loves. Sold. And it's on Amazon. Shopping done.
Dyson Zone Headphones with Air Purification
Dyson Zone Headphones with Air Purification
You might ask: why would someone need headphones with a built-in air purifier? Trust me—the time will come when it's a must-have.
Patagonia Black Hole Pack
Patagonia Black Hole Pack
The power of a Patagonia backpack is unmatched. He can take it to the gym, on a hike, use it a trip—the possibilities are endless.
Glenfiddich Gran Reserva 21 Year Old
Glenfiddich Gran Reserva 21 Year Old
If he's really got it all, you're going to have to reach for the top shelf. Glenfiddich 21-year is a great shout for Scotch.
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